Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Guinean …

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venomous snake 🐍 bear 🐻 hippo 🦛 velociraptor 🦖 tiger 🐯 elephant 🐘 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 cow 🐮 lynx 😺 bull 🐮

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