Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Gambian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

crocodile 🐊 rhinoceros 🦏 velociraptor 🦖 pufferfish 🐡 bull 🐮 warthog 🐗 ostrich 🐦 elephant 🐘 venomous snake 🐍 cow 🐮

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