Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Gabonese …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tiger 🐯 elephant 🐘 lion 🦁 warthog 🐗 cow 🐮 velociraptor 🦖 pufferfish 🐡 turkey 🦃 wild boar 🐗 hippo 🦛

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