Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Citizen of Antigua and Barbuda …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

crocodile 🐊 pufferfish 🐡 elephant 🐘 rhinoceros 🦏 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 ostrich 🐦 hyena 🐺 warthog 🐗 cheetah 😺 lion 🦁

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