Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Ethiopian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 lion 🦁 rhinoceros 🦏 venomous snake 🐍 velociraptor 🦖 cheetah 😺 bear 🐻 elephant 🐘 warthog 🐗 cow 🐮

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