Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Eritrean …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

bull 🐮 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 hyena 🐺 pufferfish 🐡 rhinoceros 🦏 cow 🐮 crocodile 🐊 elephant 🐘 warthog 🐗 wild boar 🐗

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