Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Equatorial Guinean …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

turkey 🦃 ostrich 🐦 venomous snake 🐍 warthog 🐗 velociraptor 🦖 cow 🐮 bull 🐮 tiger 🐯 rhinoceros 🦏 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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