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Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Egyptian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

turkey 🦃 crocodile 🐊 ostrich 🐦 venomous snake 🐍 lion 🦁 warthog 🐗 cheetah 😺 cow 🐮 bull 🐮 pufferfish 🐡

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