Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an East Timorese …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cow 🐮 cheetah 😺 bull 🐮 crocodile 🐊 tiger 🐯 lion 🦁 lynx 😺 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 pufferfish 🐡 elephant 🐘

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