Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an East Timorese …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hippo 🦛 cow 🐮 rhinoceros 🦏 bear 🐻 warthog 🐗 velociraptor 🦖 crocodile 🐊 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 lynx 😺 venomous snake 🐍

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