Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Citizen of the Dominican Republic …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

turkey 🦃 pufferfish 🐡 tiger 🐯 rhinoceros 🦏 velociraptor 🦖 hippo 🦛 elephant 🐘 lynx 😺 bull 🐮 crocodile 🐊

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