Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Cypriot …

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warthog 🐗 hippo 🦛 ostrich 🐦 cheetah 😺 pufferfish 🐡 rhinoceros 🦏 tiger 🐯 cow 🐮 turkey 🦃 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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