Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Cuban …

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bear 🐻 hyena 🐺 crocodile 🐊 cheetah 😺 wild boar 🐗 rhinoceros 🦏 turkey 🦃 velociraptor 🦖 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 elephant 🐘

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