Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Angolan …

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bull 🐮 wild boar 🐗 ostrich 🐦 venomous snake 🐍 cheetah 😺 lion 🦁 lynx 😺 pufferfish 🐡 hyena 🐺 hippo 🦛

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