Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Cook Islander …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

elephant 🐘 hippo 🦛 crocodile 🐊 wild boar 🐗 cheetah 😺 velociraptor 🦖 warthog 🐗 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 ostrich 🐦 lynx 😺

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