Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Colombian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

bear 🐻 cow 🐮 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 velociraptor 🦖 crocodile 🐊 ostrich 🐦 warthog 🐗 hippo 🦛 venomous snake 🐍 tiger 🐯

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