Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Chilean …

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hyena 🐺 bull 🐮 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 cheetah 😺 tiger 🐯 ostrich 🐦 elephant 🐘 venomous snake 🐍 warthog 🐗 hippo 🦛

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