Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Chadian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

wild boar 🐗 cow 🐮 bear 🐻 elephant 🐘 crocodile 🐊 tiger 🐯 hippo 🦛 warthog 🐗 pufferfish 🐡 venomous snake 🐍

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