Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Cayman Islander …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cow 🐮 crocodile 🐊 wild boar 🐗 bull 🐮 velociraptor 🦖 warthog 🐗 tiger 🐯 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 venomous snake 🐍 turkey 🦃

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