Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Cape Verdean …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

lion 🦁 tiger 🐯 pufferfish 🐡 venomous snake 🐍 hippo 🦛 cheetah 😺 hyena 🐺 cow 🐮 bull 🐮 warthog 🐗

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