Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Cape Verdean …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

wild boar 🐗 rhinoceros 🦏 cheetah 😺 warthog 🐗 ostrich 🐦 turkey 🦃 bear 🐻 lynx 😺 hyena 🐺 bull 🐮

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