Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Burmese …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 ostrich 🐦 turkey 🦃 venomous snake 🐍 lynx 😺 hyena 🐺 velociraptor 🦖 wild boar 🐗 warthog 🐗 cow 🐮

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