Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an American …

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cow 🐮 ostrich 🐦 lion 🦁 wild boar 🐗 velociraptor 🦖 venomous snake 🐍 crocodile 🐊 turkey 🦃 hippo 🦛 lynx 😺

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