Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a British Virgin Islander …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

lynx 😺 ostrich 🐦 wild boar 🐗 elephant 🐘 bull 🐮 hyena 🐺 turkey 🦃 venomous snake 🐍 warthog 🐗 cow 🐮

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