Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Zimbabwean …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

velociraptor 🦖 tiger 🐯 crocodile 🐊 ostrich 🐦 lynx 😺 hyena 🐺 rhinoceros 🦏 venomous snake 🐍 pufferfish 🐡 elephant 🐘

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