Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Zimbabwean …

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bull 🐮 hippo 🦛 turkey 🦃 hyena 🐺 ostrich 🐦 rhinoceros 🦏 pufferfish 🐡 lynx 😺 velociraptor 🦖 tiger 🐯

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