Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Zambian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

bear 🐻 venomous snake 🐍 wild boar 🐗 cheetah 😺 pufferfish 🐡 rhinoceros 🦏 tiger 🐯 velociraptor 🦖 elephant 🐘 cow 🐮

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