Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Venezuelan …

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turkey 🦃 lynx 😺 wild boar 🐗 bull 🐮 hippo 🦛 elephant 🐘 velociraptor 🦖 cow 🐮 pufferfish 🐡 ostrich 🐦

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