Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Uzbek …

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tiger 🐯 bear 🐻 rhinoceros 🦏 ostrich 🐦 wild boar 🐗 hyena 🐺 turkey 🦃 cow 🐮 hippo 🦛 elephant 🐘

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