Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Uzbek …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

turkey 🦃 bear 🐻 crocodile 🐊 ostrich 🐦 rhinoceros 🦏 hyena 🐺 lynx 😺 cheetah 😺 warthog 🐗 velociraptor 🦖

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