Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Uruguayan …

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lynx 😺 rhinoceros 🦏 pufferfish 🐡 velociraptor 🦖 warthog 🐗 elephant 🐘 venomous snake 🐍 wild boar 🐗 hippo 🦛 cheetah 😺

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