Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Uruguayan …

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bull 🐮 bear 🐻 velociraptor 🦖 venomous snake 🐍 hyena 🐺 lynx 😺 hippo 🦛 wild boar 🐗 elephant 🐘 lion 🦁

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