Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Ugandan …

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turkey 🦃 bull 🐮 bear 🐻 warthog 🐗 elephant 🐘 hippo 🦛 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 ostrich 🐦 pufferfish 🐡 lion 🦁

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