Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Ugandan …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cow 🐮 ostrich 🐦 rhinoceros 🦏 elephant 🐘 crocodile 🐊 hippo 🦛 velociraptor 🦖 venomous snake 🐍 bear 🐻 turkey 🦃

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