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Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Tuvaluan …

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wild boar 🐗 crocodile 🐊 tiger 🐯 ostrich 🐦 hyena 🐺 pufferfish 🐡 elephant 🐘 lion 🦁 bull 🐮 rhinoceros 🦏

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