Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Tuvaluan …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

lion 🦁 wild boar 🐗 warthog 🐗 turkey 🦃 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 tiger 🐯 bear 🐻 elephant 🐘 bull 🐮 venomous snake 🐍

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