Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Tuvaluan …

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wild boar 🐗 hyena 🐺 tiger 🐯 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 velociraptor 🦖 ostrich 🐦 bear 🐻 warthog 🐗 crocodile 🐊 hippo 🦛

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