Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Tuvaluan …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

bull 🐮 ostrich 🐦 elephant 🐘 warthog 🐗 hippo 🦛 hyena 🐺 lynx 😺 turkey 🦃 lion 🦁 crocodile 🐊

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