Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Turks and Caicos Islander …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cow 🐮 bear 🐻 hyena 🐺 lion 🦁 venomous snake 🐍 elephant 🐘 cheetah 😺 hippo 🦛 velociraptor 🦖 tiger 🐯

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