Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Turkmen …

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venomous snake 🐍 lion 🦁 tiger 🐯 hyena 🐺 hippo 🦛 ostrich 🐦 pufferfish 🐡 lynx 😺 wild boar 🐗 elephant 🐘

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