Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Turkmen …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

venomous snake 🐍 cheetah 😺 bear 🐻 warthog 🐗 bull 🐮 wild boar 🐗 crocodile 🐊 cow 🐮 hippo 🦛 elephant 🐘

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