Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Turkmen …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

bear 🐻 elephant 🐘 lynx 😺 wild boar 🐗 rhinoceros 🦏 crocodile 🐊 turkey 🦃 hyena 🐺 ostrich 🐦 velociraptor 🦖

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