Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Tongan …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tiger 🐯 crocodile 🐊 warthog 🐗 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 hippo 🦛 cheetah 😺 bull 🐮 wild boar 🐗 elephant 🐘 ostrich 🐦

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