Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Tongan …

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cow 🐮 velociraptor 🦖 warthog 🐗 bear 🐻 wild boar 🐗 tiger 🐯 elephant 🐘 ostrich 🐦 hyena 🐺 turkey 🦃

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