Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Togolese …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

wild boar 🐗 velociraptor 🦖 hyena 🐺 turkey 🦃 lion 🦁 crocodile 🐊 rhinoceros 🦏 tiger 🐯 warthog 🐗 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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