Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Beninese …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cow 🐮 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 crocodile 🐊 bear 🐻 turkey 🦃 warthog 🐗 tiger 🐯 hyena 🐺 venomous snake 🐍 cheetah 😺

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