Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by an Algerian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cow 🐮 bull 🐮 wild boar 🐗 tiger 🐯 hyena 🐺 velociraptor 🦖 warthog 🐗 ostrich 🐦 crocodile 🐊 turkey 🦃

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