Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Swiss …

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venomous snake 🐍 tiger 🐯 pufferfish 🐡 hyena 🐺 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 ostrich 🐦 lion 🦁 bull 🐮 lynx 😺 wild boar 🐗

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