Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a St Lucian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

venomous snake 🐍 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 cheetah 😺 lion 🦁 turkey 🦃 pufferfish 🐡 velociraptor 🦖 cow 🐮 elephant 🐘 crocodile 🐊

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