Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Spanish …

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elephant 🐘 venomous snake 🐍 velociraptor 🦖 warthog 🐗 rhinoceros 🦏 wild boar 🐗 ostrich 🐦 crocodile 🐊 cow 🐮 bear 🐻

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