Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a South Sudanese …

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velociraptor 🦖 ostrich 🐦 crocodile 🐊 lynx 😺 tiger 🐯 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 wild boar 🐗 elephant 🐘 cheetah 😺 lion 🦁

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