Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Solomon Islander …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

crocodile 🐊 hippo 🦛 cheetah 😺 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 elephant 🐘 pufferfish 🐡 ostrich 🐦 warthog 🐗 bear 🐻 velociraptor 🦖

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