Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Singaporean …

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warthog 🐗 lion 🦁 venomous snake 🐍 tiger 🐯 lynx 😺 cow 🐮 bear 🐻 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 rhinoceros 🦏 ostrich 🐦

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