Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Senegalese …

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bear 🐻 elephant 🐘 turkey 🦃 wild boar 🐗 venomous snake 🐍 tiger 🐯 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 cow 🐮 ostrich 🐦 lynx 😺

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