Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Sao Tomean …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rhinoceros 🦏 wild boar 🐗 cheetah 😺 hyena 🐺 hippo 🦛 turkey 🦃 velociraptor 🦖 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 pufferfish 🐡 crocodile 🐊

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