Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Sao Tomean …

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turkey 🦃 hippo 🦛 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 wild boar 🐗 hyena 🐺 velociraptor 🦖 ostrich 🐦 venomous snake 🐍 lion 🦁 warthog 🐗

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