Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Samoan …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

venomous snake 🐍 hippo 🦛 pufferfish 🐡 warthog 🐗 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 ostrich 🐦 cheetah 😺 bull 🐮 lynx 😺 lion 🦁

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