Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Rwandan …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

elephant 🐘 wild boar 🐗 velociraptor 🦖 hippo 🦛 cow 🐮 hyena 🐺 rhinoceros 🦏 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 ostrich 🐦 bear 🐻

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