Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Russian …

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wild boar 🐗 bear 🐻 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 lynx 😺 elephant 🐘 tiger 🐯 bull 🐮 lion 🦁 cow 🐮 rhinoceros 🦏

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