Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Russian …

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cow 🐮 pufferfish 🐡 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 lynx 😺 elephant 🐘 velociraptor 🦖 tiger 🐯 rhinoceros 🦏 crocodile 🐊 wild boar 🐗

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