Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Qatari …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

bull 🐮 rhinoceros 🦏 turkey 🦃 venomous snake 🐍 tiger 🐯 cheetah 😺 bear 🐻 wild boar 🐗 crocodile 🐊 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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