Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Pitcairn Islander …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

elephant 🐘 wild boar 🐗 warthog 🐗 venomous snake 🐍 hippo 🦛 bear 🐻 ostrich 🐦 cheetah 😺 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 bull 🐮

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