Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Barbadian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

venomous snake 🐍 warthog 🐗 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 bear 🐻 wild boar 🐗 elephant 🐘 turkey 🦃 lynx 😺 bull 🐮 hyena 🐺

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