Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Barbadian …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

venomous snake 🐍 warthog 🐗 bear 🐻 swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 lion 🦁 tiger 🐯 elephant 🐘 wild boar 🐗 velociraptor 🦖 hyena 🐺

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