Sorry I'm late today

Ticket issues

My train ticket was eaten by a Peruvian …

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rhinoceros 🦏 hippo 🦛 pufferfish 🐡 hyena 🐺 bear 🐻 cow 🐮 venomous snake 🐍 elephant 🐘 lion 🦁 turkey 🦃

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